This man could not look any better. That double-plated chin, those dreamy eyes, that forehead that bends to his will and makes him 4' 10" instead 4' 6". There are no perfect people in this world, except for this man. Gorgeous.

While I personally don't enjoy cheese-sticks, and find them, "Icky", some people genuinely enjoy them. One of the cheese-sticks most unique properties is that is one of the few foods in the world that is a binary. You love them, or you hate them. Like Titanic, or Whoopie Goldberg. This has nothing to do with the face I had plastered onto said picture, I just thought it would be funny to put his face onto cheesesticks. And come on, look at it, it definitley is.

Amogus, the pinnicle of the 21st century, the jesus of children under 10. This time, however, combined with the power of cheese, which now technically makes Among Us a game for all ages. The reason why this specific face was plastered onto the delectable slice, of which I can assume is Cheddar due to the HCR (Hole to Cheese Ratio) and the distinct orange color, oh hold on, I'm going off on a tangent aren't I? Anyway, the reason this face was matched to this specific cheese after a heavy mathimatical and scientific equation here at girlswholooklikecheese.org is because both the face and the host of said cheese are sus. The face belongs to one that I'm 50% sure he's not gay, due to the incessent talk of your mother, but also the kissing of the homies goodnight. To be fair, he was wearing socks... the debate is clearly still up in the air, such as is the debate that Among SUS is better than food.

Hex-cheese. It took me 15 years of therapy to even get the courage to post this vile picture onto my pure website. A few of you cheese-goers may be asking why I hate Hex-cheese so much? You want to know why? You want to know?! Hex-cheese took my dentists life. Those dirty freaks of nature. The King of Hexland sent his devious army after the pure soul that took care of me since birth. He was like a dentist to me. They unleashed the full fire-power of Hex-cheese catapults upon his dentistry. Hex-cheese is notoriously sharp, and it has 6 sides, adding to the danger. As he bled to death at the hands of those Hex fiends, he rest in my arms. As he passed I cried out, "My dentist left me!" and have swore revenge against the King of Hexland. Anywho, the face was plastered onto this monstrosity because both are the most devious beings I know.

I don't really know what cheesecake is made out of, but it's not really good. The creamyness in my mouth is subpar, and the taste is that of something that doesn't taste good. What is it made of?? It smells like the hundreds of rotting toes that bled to life during Normandy's invasion of the World Trade Center. Very grotesquely white as well, seriously, what are in those things? Probably the souls of the damned. Ok, I'm going to Google it. Give me a minute.

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Oh. Cheese. Well okey dokey then. I guess it deserves to be on this page after all. The face was plastered onto this demi-cheese due to them both being quite quirky and flamboyant at parties.