Cheese definer & effects of cheese

Wikipedia defines Cheddar as, "Cheddar cheese (or simply cheddar) is a natural cheese that is relatively hard, off-white (or orange if colourings such as annatto are added), and sometimes sharp-tasting." But we all know that that's garbage. Cheddar is a basic cheese. Although sometimes scarily orange, it works well with almost anything.
Pros:

• Works well with basically anything

• Can't really go wrong with it.

Cons:

• Scarily orange

• A bit too powerful

Effects:

After consumption, user may experience absolutely nothing, except if you're lactose intolerant.